Newberry Castle

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Trying to lure me back with an updated App?

Or are you just feeling the cut of the G..

Mmmm?

I think it the lack of crap posting I used to do here..

Mmm..

Put that in your pipe and smoke it..

I’m ALREADY thinking about the drinking..

I bet you are too..

I enjoy it too, but..

Can my coworkers not call Big Tex and turn up the volumne so I can’t make my calls?

I guess not..

It’s free?

Oh, and I get to fuck off in line?

COUNT ME IN!!

YOU CAN’T FOOL ME!!

My account’s still open!

What do you know..

Service with a smile after a 3 day we..

Naw.

Fuck this.

I’m tired, hungry, and don’t feel like helping anyone.

Glad I brought my pillow..

Unless it blocks you up.

Then don’t..

That was a close one..

Whew..

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Moneymaker?

Broilerbaker?

Trailerraker?

On Monday..

And every other day like this one..

You’re all dicks and bitches..

My ear still hurts.

It’s the bodyshot after you’ve lost your car keys and a toddler rips off your ear..

Or should I say Hey Fuckers!

It is Friday..

Oh, my GPOYF?

G Plus..

Yeah, I know.

Suck it if you don’t like it..

OW!!

Little one: Sowry..

NEVER.

Enough said.

I get all happy and shit when I’m elsewhere, decide I’m going to pop open Tumblr and..

BLAH BLAH BLAH WHINE WHINE BLAH..

And I quickly close the box before it can escape..

I should shove BBB in here and let him choke on a dick..

I realized it’s TMI Tuesday..

So..

Maybe tomorrow..

He controls the drugs.. so..

But kind of..

I’ll be reading mostly, because.. well..

I’m tired of putting my dark thoughts out here..

Let’s face it. I’ve been phoning in the posts for the last week or so..

Not motivated, really.

I think I know why finally..

For me Tumblr started out like a great TV show I watched as a child.

I enjoyed it. So much so that as I grew I watched it again.

And again.

And again.

And a dozen times again.

Each time I was a little older, hopefully a little wiser, and each time I saw the same things happening.

And I grew a little more tired of the same repetitive act..

Not always the same people, because I stopped following them, but the destructive behavior that the others were doing had spread to some of the newer people.

Like a psychological infection of sorts.

To me.

I have begun to exhibit some of these behaviors.

I’m not proud of it.

I need to stop.

So.

I’m taking a break.

I don’t know for how long, but I know it will be awhile.

Feel free to drop KIK me, G Talk, or email..

I’ll respond.

Unless something terrible happens.

This guy is SO cheesy..

Audience: How cheesy is he?

He’s so cheesy his voice is dripping thrpugh my phone I need a napkin to catch his grease..

HATE drippy cheese..

I don’t pass up free food.

EVER.

She brought the food..

Like she’s trying to buy our love.

I, for one, am not falling for it..

I don’t trust her motives..

She brought us bagels & coffee cake for breakfast..

Hmmm..

Let’s bump & grind this fucking day right out th door..

And bitches..

Leave me fucking coffee alone..

Wow..

Guess those people don’t appreciate the urine humor?

Fuck ‘em..

So there’s that..

@feline-fatale

DELICIOUS..

@couchpotatoman

I will be reusing this cup.. :)

Tea in a pee cup..

Now..

To get someone at work to witness..

Going to fill it. With tea in a bit and leave it on my desk..

This should be interesting..

Photos on G Plus..

Not cool.

I am so hungry right now.

I need to get this over with ASAP.

I hope none of the staff has breakfast there, I may steal it on the way out..

Hanging Out.

Before the collapse..

I think I may, or I think that I might..

Take flight tonight..

Tie on a harnass. Tie on a string.

I’m about to try in my mind Microsoft Bling..

If you don’t wait up for me, I’ll understand..

About time..

Better view to the hotties coming in too..

The bikes are what I’m using, and my anus may be sore later..

Is the Internet worth it?

Hells Yeah. He says right now..

Check back in 10 hours though..

Nap.

Cut short by lunchroom madness.

One day I will bring a container of Cool Whip and fling it on people when they’re loud..

I don’t really have time for his bullshit any day of the week, but especially today..

Figure your report yourself, or get stripper boss to help you..

Christ on a pony..

Skunky isn’t going to know what hit her..

Grr..

I got a new irritation.

Think we’ll call her Skunk.

She’s got a white streak in her hair.

She’s screwing with my coffee system, & I’m about to cut a bitch..

This Monday tastes funny.

Take it back!

Queen got up and went back to sleep because for a moment she thought she was taking me to work.

I had spicy V8 this morning. I don’t why.

I’ve got to go to get this shit over with..

Because..

Well..

I’m bored and need a funny chat before I cry myself to sleep to help deal with Monday..

Feel feel to join!